Friday, June 28, 2013

New Stingless Honeybee!

Through tireless natural selection and genetic manipulation, I have finally been successful in breeding a new honeybee without a stinger. Now I'll be able to work the hives without a veil.

The bee was raised exclusively on GMO enhanced syrup, pollen and nectar. All GMO plants were treated with copious amounts of Neonicotinoids.
The bee was bred to be more compact, allowing for smaller hives. This would be perfect for those who have switched to dadant sized brood chambers!

I hope I'm not missing anything...

Nicholas "Not the Bees!" Cage was the inspiration behind this experiment.


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